So uncouth! So condescending! So unfit!
Blurted out an agitated Annie,
Flair he lacks, chivalry he has not a bit.
Marie- befuddled at visions so ugly,
Oh look at his face- inundated with scars,
A sight grotesque and so unsightly.
He has no standing and he holds no fame,
Dreamy eyes bedecked Angie,
To things of importance he holds no claim.
Wild calls from within didn’t sting,
Maggie broke out of a spell cast,
Oh I just love looking at him!
P.S - I was inspired by what a dear friend inadvertently said.